You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sorry about my life...
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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