covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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