Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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