Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish I only lived at night.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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