Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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