You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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