have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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