Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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