I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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