She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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