Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Blood and glitter go together right?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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