someone get that fucking seahorse.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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