Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Randomize
