it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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