Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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