I just made out with a guy for $7.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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