Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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