dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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