Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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