Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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