My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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