Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He has the fingertips of a God
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