I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Randomize
