Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You were trust falling into bushes
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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