Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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