ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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