is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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