is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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