She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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