remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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