But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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