But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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