And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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