i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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