last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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