Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You're like the curious george of whores
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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