im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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