Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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