It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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