It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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