But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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