We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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