they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Let's paint friendship bongs
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I'm really busy with my period
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