I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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