i may or may not be watching the land before time
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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