Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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