I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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