Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just cropdusted the office
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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