Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
