Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
