covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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