doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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