Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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