do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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