Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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