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(703): View more from Virginia

At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here

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(435): View more from Utah

Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood

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(516): View more from New York

The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??

(713): View more from Texas

Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.

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(917): View more from New York City

well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....

(843): View more from South Carolina

I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...

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(972): View more from Texas

Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?

(810): View more from Michigan

Yes. Highly encouraged though.

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