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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on

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• (916): View more from California

  You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.

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  No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.

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  YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.

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