we need to drink 2009 down the drain
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"