I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
The adults are the big ones right?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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