Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(559): View more from California

So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best

(310): View more from California

and??

(559): View more from California

Cake is only good when you eat it

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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(574): View more from Indiana

how does Santa get into Hogwarts?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.

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(954): View more from Florida

i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how

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(703): View more from Virginia

Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'

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(530): View more from California

and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.

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(708): View more from Illinois

There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

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(773): View more from Illinois

His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.

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