I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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